Archive for January, 2008

WHAT IF?

January 28, 2008
  1. What If there were dinosaurs today?
  2. What if a gorilla and a bear fought who would win?
  3. What if the moon was made of nacho cheese would you eat it?
  4. What if you had superpowers?
  5. What if you were superman?
  6. What if you were spider-man
  7. What if you were wealthy?
  8. What if you were the president?
  9. What if you were the pope?
  10. What if you were the leader of the whole world?
  11. What if you were a giant?
  12. What if you were a hobbit?
  13. What if you were a character in a movie?
  14. What if you were in Star Wars?
  15. What if you were a Jedi Knight would you be so serious all the time?
  16. What if you were a cyborg?
  17. What if you had a long neck?
  18. What if you were a gorilla?
  19. What if you were a bear?
  20. What if you were an alien?
  21. What if space travel to other planets was possible?
  22. What if you were on the U.S. Enterprise?
  23. What if you were captain Kirk?
  24. What if you were a klingon?
  25. \What if you could fly?
  26. What if you had superhuman strength?
  27. What if you had the ability to control thing with your mind?
  28. What if you can run faster than light?
  29. What if you were light?
  30. What if you were a Muppet.?
  31. What if you were Kermit?
  32. What if you were Doctor Teeth?
  33. What if you were Gonzo?
  34. What if you were Rizzo?
  35. What if you were a Fragil?
  36. What if you were a cartoon?
  37. What if you were a violent cartoon?
  38. What if you were an anime?
  39. What if you were in a Disney Cartoon?
  40. What if you were an elephant?
  41. What if there was world peace?
  42. What if there were no guns?
  43. What if there was no violence?
  44. What if there was no poverty?
  45. What if there was no such thing as money?
  46. What if people were not greedy?
  47. What if the emotion of being sad never existed?
  48. What if the emotion of happiness never existed?
  49. What if we had no emotions?
  50. What if everybody were selfless?
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FORK GOD

January 14, 2008

Can you imagine if a statue of a giant fork was an ancient ruin constructed by fork loving people who worshiped the almighty fork god.  Just like the ancient myans they developed their whole society to revolve around a fork.  They would probably believe that the image of the fork would represent all that is good and holy while the opposite parallel would be all that is evil and wicked would be the image of a spoon.  All the soldiers in this ancient society would carry fork like weapons, and they would have battles with the tribe of heathen spoon worshipers.  They wouldn’t eat with their forks because that would be sacrilegious, if they did they would be thrown in a pit where they would other would throw spoons at them.  In the end this religion would die out and would evolve to a different faith.  In fact one of the heathen spoon worshipers converted and became the cult leader of the new faith of spork worshipers.